#gen alpha telemachus
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luthi3n · 2 months ago
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Perimedes is one generation older than Telemachus. (Maaaybe two depending on his age compared to Tele and at what point in the generation label they were born.)
In a cut song, Perimedes says "yeet," which is Gen Z slang.
Therefore, it makes perfect sense in Epic canon for Telemachus to use Gen Alpha slang.
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k-is-for-potassium · 13 days ago
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gen alpha telemachus they could never make me hate you
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app1es0uce · 2 months ago
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Gen Alpha Telemachus doing Gen Alpha things
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Telemachus: …….
Telemachus: Erm- guys- what the sigma!?
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Telemachus: *About Antinous* Fam’s just got L rizz. Idk what to tell you, skill issue fr fr. Get good son
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Telemachus: What the sigma- ☝️🤓
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SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOULET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBI-
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ochiody · 3 months ago
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saw @orpheus-has-lyreizz s post abt gen z telemachus and i havent been able to get him out of my head since. congratulations hes brainrotted now
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sparkledbun-random · 3 months ago
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Gen z Telemachus trying to teach his father the HOT TO GO! dance after all those years Odysseus didn't know what's happening around him (our disney princess tried penelope as well and may or may not have succeeded)
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laritamiauu · 17 days ago
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TELEMACHUS IN A JERSEY THAT SAYS LITTLE WOLF I BEG OF YOU. GIVING YOU MY SOUL RN IF YOU DO IT
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Emo gen alpha sigma wolf telemachus is my favorite thing ever
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ophii · 3 months ago
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i love gen z telemachus credits to whoever came up with that
edit: for everyone saying skibidi is a gen alpha term - technically you are correct but im gen z and way too many of my friends say skibidi so take your pick
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evancordelia · 1 month ago
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RIP Telemachus you would’ve loved ironically using gen alpha terms around your dad and then watching him get confused
RIP Odysseus you would’ve loved staying hip with the kids and their skibidi slicers and their ohio sigmas
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tagzpite · 3 months ago
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Okay but seeing people post Gen Z Telemachus
It’s always Gen Alpha. GUYS GEN Z DONT USE SKIBBIDY TOILET.
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sparkledbun-random · 3 months ago
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Wait, add smth: instead of the HOT TO GO! audio, put the demo bridge of it (I've heard it as an audio on tiktok recently lol) where she's not really singing, it's like she's teaching a new dance routine 🥺
Gen z Telemachus trying to teach his father the HOT TO GO! dance after all those years Odysseus didn't know what's happening around him (our disney princess tried penelope as well and may or may not have succeeded)
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sparkledbun-random · 3 months ago
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If this post makes it to 111 notes I'll try my hand at animation (disclaimer: even if i do try, it won't be perfect, and it'll be my first try, but who knows, it might be fun!)
Gen z Telemachus trying to teach his father the HOT TO GO! dance after all those years Odysseus didn't know what's happening around him (our disney princess tried penelope as well and may or may not have succeeded)
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kindred-spirit-93 · 2 months ago
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telemachus: lol get good son
atinuous: MF WE THE SAME AGE
telerizzus: yah well i wear it better (⌐■_■)
antinuous: WELL. AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD
telemachus: *le gasp* OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDNT
athena: OH NO THE FUCK HE DIDNT
penelope from her room: xenia be fucking damned. antinuous ur one dead son of a bitch when i catch u ill tell u that
Gen Alpha Telemachus doing Gen Alpha things
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Telemachus: …….
Telemachus: Erm- guys- what the sigma!?
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Telemachus: *About Antinous* Fam’s just got L rizz. Idk what to tell you, skill issue fr fr. Get good son
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Telemachus: What the sigma- ☝️🤓
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SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOULET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBI-
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erosjournal · 17 days ago
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imagine if gen alpha telemachus met jason grace 😔😭
TELEMACHUS IN A JERSEY THAT SAYS LITTLE WOLF I BEG OF YOU. GIVING YOU MY SOUL RN IF YOU DO IT
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Emo gen alpha sigma wolf telemachus is my favorite thing ever
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